- This is Lynn. She wanted to
learn slang, so I taught her a bunch of words you can't say in class.
Mrs. Klaff thought it was inappropriate to do so, but in the name of
education, I did it.
3. A city of bikes no
longer
- From bikes to cars. There
used to be only a few thousand cars in Beijing c1980. Now, there are
millions of them. But not everyone has caught on. Because of this you
get a weird combination of bikes and cars making for a
terrible traffic situation.
4. Goodbye Hutong,
Hello KFC
The place to go
for old style China is the Hutong, or communities within narrow
streets. But they are quickly disappearing. It's hard to find a good
rickshaw ride these days, but easy to get a Big Mac. Who knows if
there will be a Hutong left in a few decades.
The mystique of China is
almost gone. Everything you can get at home, you can get here.
Surprisingly, everything at Chinese Walmart was made ... in China!
5. Losing all
concept of the value of money
-
In case you missed it ... this is the Mao watch. You can bargain it
down to a few bucks, but don't expect it to keep on ticking when you
get home. Check out the shopping page to
learn how to get a ridiculous ... no wait ... ludicrous bargain in
China.
6. DON'T EAT THAT!
Chinese Food? Well, it's
not what you think. You won't find chicken and broccoli in the
marketplace. Instead, you will find a lot of things with heads -- or,
just a lot of heads and beaks in a red bowl. Be careful eating off the
street -- here are some fish with flies on them (not refrigerated) and
on the bottom right is the slaughter house for poultry. Kids just kind
of hang out there. You get what you pay for in China, so go somewhere
that looks nice!
6. Where is your
diaper?!
- Many Chinese babies
wear "air conditioned pants." You can see everything you don't want to
see because of this. Many parents use these pants instead of diapers.
I would be lying if I said there weren't puddles on the street.
7. Chhhhhhhhhhhhhh
... Tooooooo!
- There is a spitting
problem. On the streets, in the museums, the cabs, and even in the
upscale hotels. Nothing like sitting down to a nice meal, and hearing
a chef in the back hock a loogy. The Chinese spit as part of some
health code ... so I have heard. You can search it out online and find
a number of reasons for it. But the truth is, the streets can
sometimes sound like a Major League dugout. Before the Olympics in
2008, the government was said to be cracking down on the spitting.
8. To Sum it up
...
I think the best way to sum
up China's change is the "Three Big Things." Every generation has
something different.
1970s - It was a watch, a
bike, and a radio (all which cost most of your yearly wage)
1980s - It was a TV, a
phone, and a Washing Machine (if you had any of these, your entire
neighborhood would mooch off of you)
2000s - It is a car, a
non-government job, and a computer.
Beyond: It is travel. The
Chinese received tourist visas to go to the US in 2008. If you see
air-conditioned pants on the streets of New York, then look for a Mao
watch on a wrist for confirmation.
My final
thoughts on China: They will be SERIOUS competition for the US
in the future. They are already. The people are intelligent,
efficient, welcoming, and work as a team. There isn't a large sense of
entitlement or ego. But my advice would be to travel to China before
the Forbidden City turns into a food court, and the Great Wall of
China becomes the Great Mall of China. Wow, that was actually kind of
clever, I just thought of that. That has to be an old joke, I'm going
to go look it up.
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